Watch The Onion Skewer Poorly Made Burritos

Breaking news from The Onion: An "increasingly worried man" in Nebraska has yet to come across the guacamole he specifically requested for his burrito. The situation gets dire as each new bite "fails to relieve his anxieties," causing mounting fears that the burrito itself does not, in fact, contain guacamole. Says increasingly worried man Dillon Hawks: "I just don't know how I wouldn't have tasted it by now." Go, watch:

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· Increasingly Worried Man Hasn't Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito [The Onion]
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