After TGI Friday's was fined $500,000 for serving cheap booze in place of top shelf stuff ("rubbing alcohol mixed with caramel coloring in place of Scotch"), Conan takes a look at what they might be passing off as food in an ad parody. When they say you're getting "grilled to perfection prime filet mignon," what do you actually get? (Spam loaf.) "Wood fired Alaskan salmon with delicious sides"? (Tuna in a can.) If you can't trust TGI Friday's, who can you trust? Below, the American dream of cheap premium steaks dissolves before your eyes.
by Paula Forbes