The Best (and Worst) #PaulaDeenPornTitles Tweets

Over the weekend, TMZ brought the disturbing news that a "MILF-based" porn site has offered beleaguered ex-Food Network star Paula Deen a "six-figure" sum for an unspecified gig (that requires no nudity). And well done, internet: In the hallowed tradition of #PaulaDeenTVShows and #PaulasBestDishes comes the ante-upping #PaulaDeenPornTitles, trending on Twitter right at this moment. Some of them directly poke fun at Deen's racist testimony scandal, others the deep-fried nature of her food. Below, some of the best (relatively SFW-ish) Tweets of the bunch. (For a raunchier good time, head directly to Twitter, where things are getting interesting.)

Brown vs. the Department of Ejaculation #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— Swagnum, P.I. (@CraigSJ) July 1, 2013

#PaulaDeenPornTitles Deen Does Little Debbies

— Elizabeth Rodriguez (@LibbyBlog) July 1, 2013

#PaulaDeenPornTitles White Cake Moan

— Chet Kincaid (@Chet_Kincaid) July 1, 2013

Deep-fried Throat. #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— Ed Cunard (@Ed_Cunard) July 1, 2013

Don't Stop! I'm 3/5 the Way There #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— Marcus Silva (@MarcusRSilva) July 1, 2013

#PaulaDeenPornTitles The Georgia Peach Gobbler

— Frank (@UtahFrank) July 1, 2013

The Ejaculation Proclamation #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— L. Brothers Media (@LBrothersMedia) July 1, 2013

Fun With My Best Friend's Mammy #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— Marcus Silva (@MarcusRSilva) July 1, 2013

#pauladeenporntitles icing on the cake

— WhyFyy (@SwagWhyFy) July 1, 2013

Bare Back Ribs #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— Slamuel L. Drunkson (@slamdeal) July 1, 2013

#PaulaDeenPornTitles John Browns Booty

— Albert Butler (@ALBDamn) July 1, 2013

Thrust in Deep Fried #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— Andrew McNally, DDS (@AndrewMcNallyYo) July 1, 2013

Django Uncircumcised #PaulaDeenPornTitles

— Bryson Jones (@RedNationBlogga) July 1, 2013

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