Here's a Saturday Night Live sketch of a Match.com ad featuring the one and only Martha Stewart (as played by cast member Kate McKinnon). As you may recall, Stewart actually joined Match.com last week — see Conan O'Brien's take on a dating video for her here — and now it seems she's shilling for them in fake ads. So, why did the 71-year-old decide to start dating online? "I joinedd Match.com because I want a successful man," McKinnon/Stewart explains, " for intercourse. I've had it before, and I'd like it again." She's looking for someone who's "rough like a rustic burlap wedding invitation," so if that sounds like you, get on it.