Last night on The Daily Show, writer and hilarious person David Sedaris stopped in from his book tour and shared with Jon Stewart some of his social observations from his travels so far. Aside from his fans' bizarre clothing choices — like a Count Chocula shirt — Sedaris recalls seeing two men splitting a piece of pie over lunch and assuming they were gay because "straight men would not share a dessert." Sedaris then tested that theory by asking men at his signings if they would share a dessert and, for the most part, the theory held up. According to one man, "I'd share a plate of buffalo wings, but a piece of pie? That's just crossing the line."
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