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What does shouty chef Gordon Ramsay's ass feel like? In an unverified, throwaway account on Reddit, someone claims to have been on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares and sneakily "touched" it four times. They report: "It was soft and firm like a ripe cantaloupe." [Reddit]
