Here's The Onion breaking the (fake) news that authorities have discovered horse meat at Napa's "iconic 3-star Michelin restaurant The Horse & Pony." The tasting menu includes dishes like sesame pony carpaccio, while a fictional Dana Cowin is quoted as saying, "It is disgusting and beyond reprehensible. Still, to this day, I have to admit it's the best meal I've ever eaten. The stallion consommé alone was worth the price of admission." [The Onion]
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