Last night on Saturday Night Live, comedian Bobby Moynihan brought back his brilliant Guy Fieri impression to host Guy Fieri's Full Throttle Christmas Special. Said Fieri about his nightmarish yet entirely plausible holiday party: "I'm inviting over the human equivalent of the food I make for an untraditional Christmas beast feast." Which means the likes of Chris Angel, Bret Michaels, Kimbo Slice, Mimi from Drew Carey, and Verne Troyer. Also: Kid Rock, who brought Bud Lime Gazpacho (for some reason the audio was cut on the live broadcast but it remains online). There's a stocking "stuffed with 20-layer bean dip and a crumbled Teddy Graham crust," music from the likes of Dog the Bounty Hunter, and then a bizarre homophobic dessert: "We're gonna turn a fruitcake into a straight cake. It's just bacon and cars."