Watch 'Chinese Food,' a Cheesy and Offensive Pop Ode to Take Out

Here's a music video from wannabe teen pop singer Alison Gold for a song called "Chinese Food." Written and produced by the team responsible for Rebecca Black's YouTube hit "Friday," "Chinese Food" chronicles Alison's journey from being "grumpy" from hunger to being happy because she finds Chinese food to eat. The chorus: "I love Chinese food. You know that it's true. I love fried rice, I love noodles, I love chow mein, chow m-m-m-mein." Do keep an eye out for when the panda reveals himself to be writer/producer/rapper Patrice Wilson. Go, watch:

Video: Alison Gold - Chinese Food

· Alison Gold - Chinese Food [YouTube via Gawker]
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