Watch a Super-Manly California Wine Tutorial

Remember Zin Man, the ultra-manly Old Spice Guy knockoff/spokesperson for wine out of Paso Robles, California? He's back in this tutorial on California wines, and apparently has changed his name to Paso Wine Man. No matter: the video, while silly, is actually pretty informative. Curious about Chardonnay? "When it goes wrong, it's all spray tans, bleached teeth and big hair." On rose: "Think real men don't drink pink?...Real men fear only unrequited love, the road not taken, and clowns."

Video: Paso Wine Man On Vino Variety

· Paso Wine Man On Vino Variety [YouTube via BuzzFeed]
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