After Papa John's CEO John Schnatter said that Obamacare had the potential to raise the price of a pizza by as much as 14 cents, Stephen Colbert wondered how much Americans were willing to pay for affordable health care. He figures they'll pony up the 14 cents because by the time you order Papa John's, you're hungry enough "you would eat the ass off a raccoon that drowned in your bird bath, and even then [you would only order Papa John's] after you're absolutely sure that you're out of drowned raccoon ass." Also discussed on last night's Colbert Report: Mitt Romney's favorite pizza (no cheese, no sauce, extra dough) as well as "the homosexual mafia that controls breakfast."
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