Sure, lots of Bloody Marys come with a bunch of garnishes. But how many of them come topped with an entire brunch on skewers? Behold the 'Bloody Best' Bloody Mary, served at The Nook in Atlanta and posted by user Midlex to Reddit. Here's how they describe it on their website:
A 32 oz. glass overflowing with the Best Bloody Mary you've ever had...This beast boasts 8 oz. of Absolut Peppar vodka mixed with a special Bloody Mary mix. Then we garnish it with pepperoncinis, jalapenos, Tots, steak, a slice of toast, and a hard-boiled egg. Served with a Beef Straw to drink from (not kidding).
First of all, eight ounces of vodka is a hell of a lot of vodka for one drink. Second, there are is also clearly bacon, lemon, lime and who knows what else isn't mentioned in the description on top of that thing. The Best Bloody apparently costs $16, which actually isn't super pricey, considering it's a beverage and a meal all in one. Good morning, indeed.