Colbert: 'All Those Smug Morally Superior Vegans Are Actually Vicious Kale Killers'

Last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert picked up on the news that plants can talk to each other and even "screech" when in danger. "So all those morally superior vegans are actually vicious kale killers," said Colbert. Don't miss Colbert's fake anti-vegetable PSA that riffs on that Sarah McLachlan's animal cruelty commercial.

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