Someone keeps sending Eater SF fake (and also hilarious) restaurant tips, and the latest bar not opening in the Bay Area is Distilled Moustache: Quote: "Our decor will take you back to a time of cheap hookers, illegal mahjong, and lack of hygiene. Our bar manager has an extensive resume, having worked at famous cocktail dens such as: Whiskey & Limb, BOBCASA, Regional Copy, as well as WTF in New York." They're also hiring "Distilloligists" and "Libationologists" if you're looking for a new gig. [Eater SF]
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