Watch John Goodman's Colonel Sell KFC's 'Gay Chicken'

Someone's going to capitalize off the anti-gay marriage backlash against Chick-fil-A (other than, you know, Chick-fil-A) and this Funny or Die sketch figures it may as well be KFC. A supposedly gay-friendly Colonel Sanders (played by John Goodman) knows what you're thinking: "How do I know you not just jibbering this jab to win more of my gay business?" Mostly because he claims to "prefer to see the world the way my hormone-loaded, antibiotically-engineered chickens do: without gender. Or beaks." If this is a viral video secretly commissioned by KFC, then well played. Go, watch:

Video: KFC Loves Gays with John Goodman

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