Behold Brian Canlis, co-owner of "hoighty-toighty elitist" landmark Seattle restaurant Canlis, as he cleans the toilet of "scrappy upstart"Canon. Why would he do such a thing? To settle a bet placed over Eater Seattle's 2011 Best Bathroom contest, naturally. Below, the video: it features tiny chocolate turds and Canlis wearing all kinds of protective gear. Don't worry, Canlis got his revenge.
Video: Canon vs Canlis: Toilet Wars