Jon Stewart on Offsetting Your Anti-Gay Chick-fil-A Habit

Here's Jon Stewart on the ongoing media shitstorm flying around Chick-fil-A and its anti-gay marriage CEO Dan Cathy. On the one hand, says Stewart, "So the Chick-fil-A CEO is a douchebag." On the other, "You cities out there who believe you can pass a zoning ordinance against homophobic sandwiches? No." No worries, Stewart has a plan so you don't have to choose between your ideals and those tasty, tasty fried chicken sandwiches: offsetting. It's like buying an iPhone and only downloading Ted Nugent songs, or, as Stewart suggests, driving a diesel-fueled car but not giving up your white slavery sweatshops. Whatever works for you.

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