From The Onion

The Onion reports on Chick-fil-A's new "Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu" sandwich, on sale soon: "[T]he homophobic new sandwich will include the national fast food chain's trademark fried chicken filet wrapped in a piece of specially-smoked No Homo ham that would be topped with a slice of Swiss cheese and lathered in a creamy new Thousand Island-based Fag Punching sauce." [The Onion]