Here's "Old MacDonald Had an Organic Urban Rooftop Farm" by Garth Horn at McSweeney's: "And on that farm he had these things called 'ramps,' which are totally trending in restaurants right now, especially in areas like Greenpoint and Bushwick where sometimes ... a pretty basic salad with some ramps in it will cost like 12 bucks but then they're all like, 'we're cash only,' which is bullshit because if you can charge 12 bucks for a salad, 24 for an entrée and another 12 for a glass of wine, then you probably can afford to cut a deal with American Express." [McSweeney's]
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