Women often feel like they are not goddesses in traditional, non-James Cameron-blockbuster-film-themed nightclubs, which is why Avastar, the world's first and only Avatar-themed nightclub is all about them. And also all about Avatar. And women. And no dudes who are under 23 years old. And Avatar. And fiber-optic chandeliers. And Avatar.
Watch cigar-puffing owner Mike Basson rattle off the many ava-menities at Avastar in this seizure-inducing video for the club, about which Basson proclaims: "Here, women are the goddesses."