What's a server to do when the kitchen keeps messing up his eggs benedict? Simply ask them to "Please don't fuck it up this time" on the ticket. The server's co-worker sent this ticket into the website Passive Aggressive Notes, writing "At the restaurant where I work, my co-worker has had some issues with the cooks not reading his tickets correctly." Real or not, hey, at least he said please.
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