Apologies to everyone, but that right there is the Pink Slime Burger from California's Umami Burger, debuting June 10 at LA's Taste of the Nation. Riffing on the nickname for the controversial ammonia-treated beef bits used in some commercial food products, the Pink Slime Burger is topped with Chicken Liver Mousse and something called Umami Spray Jelly (that apparently will be sold online.
But wait: our national nightmare has not returned to terrorize us just yet, promise. Umami says there's not actually any real pink slime involved in the hamburger. It simply appears both pink and slimy; here's hoping it's also delicious.