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Houston burger restaurant Hubcap Grill has a policy against cutting customers' burgers in half, and some guy opened a Twitter account for the sole purpose of starting a Twitter war with owner Ricky Craig about it. (Craig previously went ballistic on Twitter against Serious Eats' A Hamburger Today reviewer for a negative review.) Fortunately for your Friday afternoon entertainment purposes, Craig took the bait. Misspelled words, unsubstantiated claims of feeding the homeless, legal threats, parody accounts, and more ensued.