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Here's a Fantastic Fake Twee Brooklyn Restaurant Menu

Photos: FiPS

What's the point of having a total clusterfuck of a food festival — that is now reimbursing some attendees at a huge cost to organizers — if you can't have a sense of humor about it? The above menu for (presumably) fake restaurant FUDS was handed out to people exiting Brooklyn's Great GoogaMooga festival last weekend. Seriously, where else can you find Yankee Poison, Secret Item With Surprise Bag, ant-touched dirt, Sweet Pork Smear (for dessert), and Two-Bean Dickbread Wrap all at the same place? The kids' menu is appropriately titled "Tiny Turds." Here they are, full size for reading pleasure:

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· Who Handed Out These Hilarious Fake Menus At GoogaMooga? [FiPS]
· All GoogaMooga Coverage on Eater [-E-]

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