Heading to New York this summer? Saturday Night Live's Stefon (played by Bill Hader) has all kinds of tips, from "a special workshop where you can build a bear, but not the kind you think" to Fourth of July festivities featuring "crossdressing founding father Jenjamin Franklin," who, if there's a lightening storm, "will tie a key to the end of it." (Hint: "it" is not a kite.) Best of all? Stefon knows where to find "evil celebrity chef Wario Batali" who's "just like his brother but he doesn't wear Crocs."
Video: Stefon's Summer Clubbing Tips