What bizarro creations are people who make vodka coming up with now? Oh, you know, just peanut butter and jelly-flavored vodka. Yes, Van Gogh Vodka has revealed this abomination as their latest vodka — which, you know, should be perfect for cracking that 10-and-under alcoholics demographic. Here is a description:
"The fragrance of our PB&J vodka is predominantly of peanuts complemented by the fresh fruit aroma of raspberry. In the mouth, the roles are reversed with the raspberry taking center stage supported by the toasty flavor of peanut butter and a hint of vanilla on the side."
Oh boy. They also have recipes for some cocktails you can make with this such as "Nuts & Berries" and "Wild PB&J." Sounds delicious? Well, at least maybe it'll be a good pairing for that cupcake-flavored vodka or maybe America's children will use it to soak gummy bears or tampons that they will then use to get drunk.