Say hello to Darcy, a Colorado cow who escaped her pen and walked half a mile to go through the local McDonald's drive through. What did she order? Cows can't order food, but one of her owners guesses probably she would have ordered fries and a strawberry milkshake, were she able to. Below, a local news stations manages to squeeze two minutes and seventeen seconds out of this story.
Video: Cow Wanders Up to McDonald's Drive-Thru Window