Colbert on Bugs in Frappucinnos, Hot Dog Pizza, and Drugged Up Chicken

Stephen Colbert gave some thought for food last night, and he know how to deal with the fact that Starbucks uses bug-base dye in its strawberry frappuccinos: "To keep bugs out of your food, do what I do: spray everything you eat with a thick coat of Deep Woods Off. It will burn, but that's how you know it's working." He also approves of Pizza Hut UK's hot dog stuffed crust pizza, as "I've always been a huge fan of unexpected hot dogs." Pharmaceuticals in chicken? That's no big deal either: "I couldn't be happier, I assume because my chicken contains a fair amount of prozac."

Video: Stephen Colbert's Thought For Food

· Thought for Food - Bug Food Coloring, Hot Dog Stuffed Crust & Poultry on Prozac [Colbert Nation]
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