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On April 17th, Wiley Publishing will foist upon the masses Food Blogging For Dummies. The author, Kelly Senyei, runs the blog Just A Taste and works at Gourmet Live. As for the book's 308 pages and sixteen chapters, it covers everything from finding your niche to branding to SEO optimization to photography. Here now, the best fifteen lines in the guide:

1) On blog consistency and frequency: "If I walk into any Starbucks in the world and order an iced grande half-caff skim latte, I know it will taste pretty much the same — in San Diego, in New York City, in Seville, in Budapest. Knowing what I'll get every time I order is what brings me back to Starbucks time and time again." (Part II, Chapter 6, p. 100)

2) On food writing: "If description is the grandfather of solid food writing, meet Grandma Show, Don't Tell." (Part II, Chapter 4, p. 68)

3) On words like delish, yummy, and scrumptious: "If and when I have used them, it's been sparingly, as a little 'delish' goes a long way." (Part II, Chapter 4, p. 67)

4) On naming your blog: "Is the name timeless? Avoid names with timestamps, such as including your current age, grade in school, or number of children." (Part I, Chapter 2, p. 39)

5) On commenters: "Although you hope that every person who passes by your page has a positive response, the reality is that not everyone is going to share your love of deep-fried salad or embrace the taste of your avocado brownies." (Part III, Chapter 8, p. 154)

6) On widgets: "Pre-loaded widgets on a blog are like vanilla icing on a cake. They're one flavor fits all when it comes to food blogs of every style and substance. But sometimes generic just isn't enough. Sometimes you don't want to be just plain vanilla. And this is where the flavoring extracts, food coloring, sprinkles, sugar flowers, and fondant in the form of customized widgets come into play." (Part III, Chapter 9, p. 165)

7) On quality photography and budgeting: "From $200 to $2,000, it's important to know what money can buy while remembering that money alone can't buy you class, taste, love, or most applicable to your situation, high-quality photos." (Part IV, Chapter 11, p. 197)

8) On the two schools of food photography propping: "Minimalists prefer only the essential items exist in a shot? Maximalist people embrace embellishments and champion the belief that there is no such thing as too many props — a belief I challenge!" (Part IV, Chapter 12, p. 220)

9) On authenticity: "Beer bottle caps, wine wrappers and corks, salt and pepper shakers, crumbled napkins, straw, coasters — each of these often forgotten touches adds an element of authenticity to your image by paralleling the natural feel of a real-life setting." (Part IV, Chapter 12, p. 226)

10) On marketing: "In the case of your food blog, you are the publicist and the client, so I hope you like working with yourself!" (Part IV, Chapter 13, p. 241)

11) On monetization: "Before reading another word in this chapter, here's a bite of reality pie — you might not like the way this tastes, but just try to get it down: There is no easy, effortless way to generate a million dollars a year from your food blog." (Part V, Chapter 14, p. 260)

12) On the popularity of food blogs: "But if you ask any food blogger in 2012 whether they've ever heard of Smitten Kitchen, you might as well be asking them whether they've ever heard of a guy named Elvis." (Part I, Chapter 1, p. 10)

13) On things similar to running a blog: "Maintaining a food blog is very similar to owning and running a restaurant." (Part I, Chapter 1, p. 15)

14) On cavorting with other bloggers: "Even if you aren't in the market for advice, you'll still have the chance to cultivate new friendships online as you bond over your mutual love of doughnuts, tartar sauce, fried ravioli, and any other foods that light your fire." (Part I, Chapter 1, p. 17)

15) On what you can achieve as a blogger: "Managing your food blog will lend you a spatula to help shape the growing culinary scene." (Part 1, Chapter 1, p. 9)

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