America, is your calorie consumption in jeopardy? Mars has announced they're no longer going to make chocolate bars over 250 calories — meaning no more king size candy bars — and that means the era of America "leading the world in snacksploration" is perilously close to its end.
But don't worry, Stephen Colbert is on the case, "exploring new vistas of meal time" inspired by Taco Bell's brave exploration of "fourth meal" and now breakfast. Colbert's additions include second breakfast (which, of course, "has its roots in legend"), brunch, bru-lunch, lunch, and everyone's favorite, pre-dawn fondue nightmare.
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