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New York Times critic Pete Wells dropped his first zero-star review (of La Mar Cebicheria, the splashy new restaurant from South American celebrity chef Gaston Acurio). To soften the blow, Eater NY put together the harshest lines, presented by adorable kittens. [Eater NY]
