Watch Aziz Ansari Explain How Not to Pick Up Waitresses

Funnyperson/known food lover Aziz Ansari has released a new standup special called Dangerously Delicious, which he is selling online, Louis C.K. style, for $5. However, lucky you, Ansari has posted a free clip from the special online and lo, it is all about how to hit on waitresses. Or perhaps more accurately, bad advice Ansari has received for how to hit on waitresses, like leaving a big tip: "Can I get a muffin please? Here's $100. I think you know what that means: I'm willing to have sex with you. For the price of $98."

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