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Fake news organization The Onion reports that director Peter Jackson has added CGI pancakes, bacon and hashbrowns to The Hobbit, saying, "I want to be faithful to Tolkien's vision, but also to Denny's incredible menu." But will it make the movie better? One Denny's fan says, "I just feel that the Shire Sausage Skillet is so much more delicious in my mind than it ever could be on the big screen." [The Onion]
