An Orlando, Florida community has been scandalized by a couple that got busted having sex on a table (the table pictured above, specifically) at the restaurant Paddy Murphy's. In front of kids. According to WKMG, a manager asked them to stop and was denied. (The man told him his girlfriend "can't get up at this time.") The manager ended up calling the cops, who arrested Jeremie Calo not for doin' it in public, but for refusing to pay his $101 bill. One can only assume a good portion of said bill was alcohol? Local media is thoroughly shocked: why weren't they thinking of the children?
· Couple Caught Having Sex on Restaurant Table [WKMG via Gawker]
· All Orlando Coverage on Eater [-E-]