Watch The Onion's Food Show Porkin' Across America

Here's a truly bizarre Onion sketch about a morning show host who takes his show on the road to America's palaces of pork. Porkin' Across America's host Jim Haggerty knows absolutely nothing about food: "You know, it's amazing how before you cooked it, this meat was all cold and red. Meat sure changes a lot during the cooking process." Then it veers into really, really odd territory when his wife starts calling him repeatedly about a massive pipe leak at their condo. Below, Haggerty "thank[s] God I'm not an observant Jew."

Video: Jim Haggerty Porks The USA! — Porkin' Across America

· Jim Haggerty Porks The USA! -- Porkin' Across America -- Ep. 1 [YouTube]
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