It seems no one told Ron Swanson of NBC's Parks and Recreation that the hysteria over an upcoming bacon shortage is probably overblown. But no matter: Swanson still has cured pork products stashed in "38 secret spots" all over the Pawnee parks department. Watch below as he shows you all the ingenious ways he's come up with to hoard bacon in the event of an aporkalypse. The more you know, indeed.
Video: Ron Swanson's Bacon Shortage Tips