Watch Colbert Try to Talk Morrissey Into Eating Meat

Morrissey, he of vigilant vegetarianism and sad, sad songs, stopped by the Colbert Report and in the clip below admits he made the set go meat-free while he was there. Stephen Colbert then spends the rest of the interview trying to figure out when it might be okay to eat an animal: "What about an animal that's already dead? Like a cow that's been sentenced to death for a murder? Or a pig that committed suicide from listening to too many of your songs?" (Morrissey tells him not to joke about that last one.) "I know a lamb that's a fucking asshole, says Colbert. "Could I eat that lamb?"

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