The National Milk Processor Board is obviously pro-milk and thus somewhat opposed to milk substitutes like almond milk, soy milk, rice milk, etc. In the ad below, though, they take their hatred of "alternative milk" to the next level by depicting the terrible, scary things that happen to people who drink the stuff. Having to shake fake milk before drinking it is, in fact, the stuff of nightmares.
· Shake [YouTube via Consumerist]
· All Milk Coverage on Eater [-E-]