The television series Hawaii Five-0 is many things: It is an improbably highly-rated television program on CBS. It is a show in which chef Masaharu Morimoto had a cameo and belted out some karaoke. And it is also home to some of the most blatant and sad product placement for broke America-feeding "sandwich" chain Subway. The overweight shrimp food truck owner goes on a monologue: "The best thing about it, they make it anyway you want it... It's some serious culinary fusion."
Video: Hawaii 5-0 Subway Product Placement