Since Stephen Colbert is apparently running for president now, Jon Stewart is in charge of his Super PAC, Making a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow. Colbert isn't allowed to tell Stewart how to spend the money, but Stewart has some ideas: buying tiaras from the Elizabeth Taylor estate, for example, or making the entire population of China stand in formation so they spell out "boobs" in letters that can be seen from space. Instead, he gets chef/frenemy to the 1% Mario Batali to make him a frittata. And then chew it up for him, like a baby bird.
Video: Jon Stewart Ponders His Super PAC Cash