Words have been used to many ends throughout history, but until now there was one thing thing they weren't doing: literally making you a drink. Well, that's all changed now, thanks to the cocktail typewriter invented by Morskoiboy and demoed in the video below.
Each letter is hooked up to a different bottle, and liquid gets poured into a glass as you type. Morskoiboy suggests "that each letter can have a taste (L-Lime, A-Apple), a color (R-Red, G-Green), or a name (K-Kahlua, J-Jagermeister)," but that kind of logic ruins the surprise, don't you think?
Video: The Cocktail Typewriter