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Ruth Bourdain's Mein Fanf

Ruth-Bourdain.JPGInternet legend Ruth Bourdain responds to Alton Brown's Fanifesto with his/her own Mein Fanf set of rules that should govern one's interaction with celebrity chefs. Among them, etiquette points on Nigella Lawson's cleavage, shaving Mario Batali's truffles, and asking Todd English to sign your private parts. "Do: Rub Tom Colicchio’s head with the finest extra virgin olive oil. Don't: Put barrettes in his soul patch." [Ruth Bourdain]