Welcome to Eater's latest feature, Shit People Steal, in which we ask restaurateurs what items in their restaurant have been (or are frequently) stolen. Here now, recent Shit People Steal posts from across the Eater Universe.
Stephanie Izard's bobble head goat was stolen. [Photo: Girl & The Goat]
· NYC: One Diner Stole the Fish Out of Wallse's Bathroom Vase [Eater NY]
· NYC: Patrons Steal Silverware, Kobe the Bear from Uncle Jack's [Eater NY]
· DC: Restaurant Eve's Purse Hooks Do Not Belong In Your Purse [Eater DC]
· Chicago: Goat Paraphernalia Stolen From Girl & The Goat [Eater Chicago]
· Dallas: The Sad Saga of One-Legged Lappy [Eater Dallas]
· Dallas: Salmon Smoker Stolen Mid-Smoke From TJ's [Eater Dallas]
· Houston: Naked Ladies Too Tempting to Resist at Strip House [Eater Houston]
· SF: "High Class" Diners Steal the Chopsticks at Bushi-Tei [Eater SF]
· Portland: A Bathroom Air Freshener Heist at Yakuza [Eater PDX]
· Seattle: Erin Nestor of Bottleneck on the Dangers of Peroni on Draft [Eater Seattle]
· Seattle: Bobcats and Gnomes From the Linda Derschang Empire [Eater Seattle]
· Charleston: Sean Brock on Errant Bums and Purloined Ribeyes [Eater National]
· Oxford, MS: John Currence on Garden Hoses at City Grocery [Eater National]
