Hello, what is this in the Missed Connections section of the Milwaukee Craigslist site? Why, it's a posting by a woman looking for a guy who looks Guy Fieri. Because he looks like Guy Fieri:
You were at the Pick 'n Save picking up a bottle of soy sauce. You were as gorgeous as Guy Fieri from Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. I want to drive in to your shop. Respond with "Sunglasses over back of head" so I know it's you.
Maybe it's the fancy yellow sportscar collection that gets her going? Anyway, sunglasses over back of head, make this lady's dream come true. Just don't pose as the real deal to try to get out of paying for dinner, that pisses Fieri off.
· My Guy Fieri [Craigslist via Food Network Humor]
· All Guy Fieri Coverage on Eater [-E-]