The Whole Foods Experience, Part 2

More possibly maybe true Whole Foods horror stories from current and former employees, including this gem from someone who was late because s/he was hit by a car on the way to work: "The HR lady has the audacity to tell me that I should have given myself enough time from leaving my place to be hit by a car and deal with whatever happened afterwards to get to work. I look around at the other two people in the room as they nod their heads in agreement." [Gawker]