"Whataburger is great when you're hammered. A Triple Meat & triple Cheese with jalapenos will set you straight, sort of. I love that when you add on jalapenos you get about a quarter pound of them on your burger. Their fries need work. Shakes are great, though, and so are the breakfast taquitos and honey butter chicken biscuit, which they'll add jalapenos to as well. And all of them open 24 hours for your drunken dining pleasure, either inside or at the drive-thru, if you're too blasted to get out of the car and just want to get your food and drive home." — An anonymous commenter shares their love of drunk driving to and from Whataburger. Seriously, this is not a good idea. [-E-]
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