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From the McSweeney's Bucket

From "Pickman's Chicken Farm Is Now Cruelty-Free": "The decision to become a cruelty-free chicken farm was not easy. After all, chickens are lazy, stupid creatures that naturally deserve creative sadism and excessive poking... There had been complaints from the parents of children who visited the farm on a class field trip, no doubt a result of our encouragement that each child find a chicken to punch in the back of the head." [McSweeney's]

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