Top Chef Masters host Curtis Stone was on Conan last night, and he taught O'Brien how to impress the ladies by cooking. Of course there was sexual innuendo: They made pork saltimbocca which required them to put pork in a bag and "bump and grind" some spices (Stone actually calls the mortar and pestle he sells a Bump & Grind). And the ladies love mixed drinks, too, especially ones that look like "you might as well put Starbursts in there." Taking notes, guys?
Video: Curtis Stone on Conan