Comedian Conan O'Brien turned a Southwest Airlines pilot's unfortunately broadcast comments into a Starbucks "gays, grannies and grandes" promotion. Any and all gays or grannies "get a grande, gratis." If you're a gay granny or a grande gay, "we'll bump that up to a venti."
If you happen to be a grande gay granny, well, you're in for some serious prize action that includes a possible romantic interlude with a scone. Here's the video.
Video: Starbucks Unveils New "Gays, Grannies & Grandes" Promotion