Butchers have been the new rock stars for a while now; the logical next step is viewing the people who grill up all that meat as superheroes. Super-American superheroes. Wacky San Francisco company Betabrand — makers of the The Cornucopia Bag and Gluttony Pants — has debuted a cape-apron hybrid dubbed The Caperon ($50). This fine product will "make terrorists think twice before targeting your next pig roast." And, should your love of grilled meats provide insufficient evidence of your patriotism, the Caperon is star-spangled like you cannot believe.
Behold the Caperon: Half Cape, Half Apron, All Superhero
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